im so alternative....
that i started a new band and got signed within twenty minutes of thinking of the name (FUCK YEAH TWITTER),
it's a post-pop punk lo-fi shoegaze neo mccarthyism indie nu-folk techno-breakbeak-grindcore dub, power trio!
its like 80s hardcore had a threesome with tom waits and devandra banhart during the early 2000 pop explosion and then had an abortion at a hospital in silverlake where sonic youth played on tour with built to spill, and then that aborted fetus survived, because it was saved by the members of blind melon,
but then when it was walkin the streets of hollywood, it got finger banged by bon jovi while robert smith watched and jacked off while he talking on the phone to dolly parton who was at that very moment de-virginizing morrissey while listening to the Cars,
and then afterwords, the aborted fetus got married to devo and black sabbath attended the wedding, and then devo and the aborted baby had a baby that looked like a deformed lady gaga but had the voice of george harrison and the fingers of joni mitchell....
but before the baby got to the age of three it was eaten by a pack of black metal hypnotized wolves in norway, who then ate synthasizers and puked them up onto wu tang clan.
and thats what it sounds like
yeah, the records coming out soon, but it only comes out of 5" vinyl and vhs tape, better get it quick, its limited to 3.
tweet you later, brosef
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Dude, I'm like, SO alternative.
ReplyDeletethat old picture you drew, of the girl saying "im so alternative" was my first bit of inspiration for this, the rest, is from people, and the use of comparing/contrasting and tossing out obscure referances to make sense of anything they dont understand....fml
ReplyDeleteall of those band references appealed to my alternative lifestyle.
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